Pizza Panic!
You’ve never seen a slice this stressed and this committed to the vibe.
Pizza Panic! is a loud, lovable burst of chaotic good energy—complete with melty cheese tears, anxious mushrooms, and a whole lot of late-night nostalgia. The background is pepperoni chaos, the fonts are shouting, and this slice? He’s dancing through the panic and still asking you to call for a reservation.
Perfect for readers who crave something campy, weird, and unreasonably delicious. Tuck it in your cookbook, your comics, or the novel you’re reading at 2am over cold leftovers.
2” x 6”
Digitally illustrated and printed on high-quality cardstock
Hand-cut and laminated for durability
Matte finish with a soft gloss sheen
Perfect for foodies, funky bookworms, and people who panic-eat pizza
One-of-a-kind Wild Broccoli Co design
“Read now. Cry cheese later.”
You’ve never seen a slice this stressed and this committed to the vibe.
Pizza Panic! is a loud, lovable burst of chaotic good energy—complete with melty cheese tears, anxious mushrooms, and a whole lot of late-night nostalgia. The background is pepperoni chaos, the fonts are shouting, and this slice? He’s dancing through the panic and still asking you to call for a reservation.
Perfect for readers who crave something campy, weird, and unreasonably delicious. Tuck it in your cookbook, your comics, or the novel you’re reading at 2am over cold leftovers.
2” x 6”
Digitally illustrated and printed on high-quality cardstock
Hand-cut and laminated for durability
Matte finish with a soft gloss sheen
Perfect for foodies, funky bookworms, and people who panic-eat pizza
One-of-a-kind Wild Broccoli Co design
“Read now. Cry cheese later.”
You’ve never seen a slice this stressed and this committed to the vibe.
Pizza Panic! is a loud, lovable burst of chaotic good energy—complete with melty cheese tears, anxious mushrooms, and a whole lot of late-night nostalgia. The background is pepperoni chaos, the fonts are shouting, and this slice? He’s dancing through the panic and still asking you to call for a reservation.
Perfect for readers who crave something campy, weird, and unreasonably delicious. Tuck it in your cookbook, your comics, or the novel you’re reading at 2am over cold leftovers.
2” x 6”
Digitally illustrated and printed on high-quality cardstock
Hand-cut and laminated for durability
Matte finish with a soft gloss sheen
Perfect for foodies, funky bookworms, and people who panic-eat pizza
One-of-a-kind Wild Broccoli Co design
“Read now. Cry cheese later.”