Curdled & Dangerous
This sweatshirt is a whole feral mood. Curdled & Dangerous practically hums with chaotic garden magic…it’s ike a citrus hex wrapped in a glowstick. Wickedly bright chartreuse, mottled with hand-dyed swampy greens, foggy greys, and goblin grime, it looks like it was made from the spilled potion of a trickster alchemist. Loud, messy, and completely unbothered by subtlety.
Wear it when you’re ready to be seen, or when the forest calls and you need something high-vis in case you get too deep into the moss.
• Size: Large
• Base: Gildan Heavy Duty
• Color: Highlighter green base with acid moss, grey soot, and glowing garden tones
• Hand dyed with chaotic intention
•Wash inside out in cold water, Hang to dry or tumble dry low, Do not bleach—she’s already unhinged enough
This sweatshirt is a whole feral mood. Curdled & Dangerous practically hums with chaotic garden magic…it’s ike a citrus hex wrapped in a glowstick. Wickedly bright chartreuse, mottled with hand-dyed swampy greens, foggy greys, and goblin grime, it looks like it was made from the spilled potion of a trickster alchemist. Loud, messy, and completely unbothered by subtlety.
Wear it when you’re ready to be seen, or when the forest calls and you need something high-vis in case you get too deep into the moss.
• Size: Large
• Base: Gildan Heavy Duty
• Color: Highlighter green base with acid moss, grey soot, and glowing garden tones
• Hand dyed with chaotic intention
•Wash inside out in cold water, Hang to dry or tumble dry low, Do not bleach—she’s already unhinged enough
This sweatshirt is a whole feral mood. Curdled & Dangerous practically hums with chaotic garden magic…it’s ike a citrus hex wrapped in a glowstick. Wickedly bright chartreuse, mottled with hand-dyed swampy greens, foggy greys, and goblin grime, it looks like it was made from the spilled potion of a trickster alchemist. Loud, messy, and completely unbothered by subtlety.
Wear it when you’re ready to be seen, or when the forest calls and you need something high-vis in case you get too deep into the moss.
• Size: Large
• Base: Gildan Heavy Duty
• Color: Highlighter green base with acid moss, grey soot, and glowing garden tones
• Hand dyed with chaotic intention
•Wash inside out in cold water, Hang to dry or tumble dry low, Do not bleach—she’s already unhinged enough