WELCOME TO WILD BROCCOLI
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WELCOME TO WILD BROCCOLI 〰️
We are granny-witch meets punk librarian meets post-apocalyptic homemaker. Wild Broccoli Co, well…it’s practical magic in a hand-sewn crossbody. It’s soft power in gingham lining and secret interior quotes.
We are not here to sell to the masses. We’re here to resonate with the right ones…the kindred ghosts, the emotionally exiled, the ones looking for a lighthouse made of thread.
Soft-spoken but far from silent, Mourning Petal hums with buried magic. This medium-sized Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck in Indigo Blue was reverse dyed by hand to reveal ghostly violet blooms, smoky shadows, and hints of rain-damp moss. The color shifts with the light, like petals pressed between forgotten pages.
No holes, no distressing, just quiet mystery. The kind of sweater that looks like it belonged to someone’s strange aunt who knew the names of all the plants and never explained the claw marks on the back door.
• Size: Medium
• Base: Gildan Heavy Blend
• Color: Indigo Blue
• Reverse-dyed by hand
• Machine wash cold, inside out; line dry to preserve tone
• One-of-a-kind — a bruise you’ll want to wear again and again
LAYERED LORE
For the weathered, the woven, & the wild at heart.
Glowing like something stolen from a forbidden grove, Radioactive Garden Nymph is a fluorescent riot with attitude. This hand-dyed, distressed Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck in Highlighter Green (Size Small) is a full-body spell — chaotic chlorophyll, eerie limes, grungy moss, and eldritch slime spirals dyed right into the cotton.
Tiny hand-torn holes add a dose of rebellion. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you wear when you’re casting spells at the gas station or whispering secrets to your succulents. Best paired with muddy boots, big rings, and zero apologies.
• Size: Small
• Base: Gildan Heavy Blend
• Color: Highlighter Green
• Hand-dyed & distressed
• Machine wash cold, inside out; line dry or tumble low to preserve magic
• Made for goblins, garden witches, and acid queens
Violet Riot doesn’t ask for attention. She hexes the room and takes it.
This XL Gildan Heavy Blend in Heliconia pink was reverse dyed, hand-dyed, and distressed by time, no two tears are alike. Deep berry purples and blushes bloom like bruised petals across this cozy crewneck, with hints of antique lace ghosting the front and back. Tiny tears and raw seams whisper of stories survived and revolutions started in secret.
A perfect grunge-flora piece for reading outlaw poetry in an abandoned greenhouse or stomping through your local thrift with a fistful of snacks and no regrets.
• Size: X-Large
• Base: Gildan Heavy Blend
• Color: Heliconia
• Hand distressed + hand dyed
• Machine wash cold, inside out, line dry to preserve character
• One-of-a-kind — not for the faint of heart
Threaded Ground
Soft-stitched. Foot-tested. Wildly comforting.
Size: 36.5" | Shape: Round
Proof by Tidal Light is the dream-sequel to your coastal theorem trilogy—Midnight Arithmetic’s melancholy logic, Blue Hour Syntax’s quiet clarity, and Tideglass’s soft shimmer all echo here, but this one carries something older. More mythic. A conclusion written in salt. It’s etched in sand and seawater logic…made of moonlit hypotheses and coastal stillness. Every stitch is a whispered proof, spiraling outward like the slow recitation of a sea-bound memory. Indigo, porcelain, slate, and weathered pearl wrap around one another like tide patterns mapped in ink. Tactile. Measured. Reverent. The kind of rug that shifts a room without ever raising its voice. Proof by Tidal Light belongs in your lakeside observatory, salt-air studios, or any quiet threshold between thought and tide.
Hand-cut, layered with soft batting, and stitched with care. Bound in whimsy, no two are alike.
Each hand-sewn rug is made from high density batting & quilters cotton, stitched into a durable circular shape. Each layer is zigzag bound for strength and texture. All of the pieces are handcut & hand sewn, and due to the handmade nature of our rugs, dimensions and colors may vary slightly.
Spot wash preferable. Machine wash on cool or warm. Timed dry. Do not use high heat. For extra protection in high traffic areas, consider using Scotch Guard to help prevent staining.
Size: 26.5" x 44" | Shape: Oval
Blue Hour Syntax is like Midnight Arithmetic’s quieter, paler cousin who stays up even later, writes letters with dried flowers tucked inside, and has very specific opinions about the moon. She’s quiet, measured, and softly coded in a symphony of soft blues, whispery greys, vintage indigo geometrics, and near-ghost florals. The kind of rug that knows how to keep a secret, maybe learned embroidery from a ghost aunt, and definitely only listens to instrumental vinyl on rainy mornings. Subtle but intelligent, she brings a peaceful kind of order to liminal spaces. Place her in reading corners, hallway thresholds, or anywhere blue light lingers.
Hand-cut, layered with soft batting, and stitched with care. Bound in whimsy, no two are alike.
Each hand-sewn rug is made from high density batting & quilters cotton, stitched into a durable oval shape. Each layer is zigzag bound for strength and texture. All of the pieces are handcut & hand sewn, and due to the handmade nature of our rugs, dimensions and colors may vary slightly.
Spot wash preferable. Machine wash on cool or warm. Timed dry. Do not use high heat. For extra protection in high traffic areas, consider using Scotch Guard to help prevent staining.
Size: 21.5" x 38" | Shape: Rectangle / Straight Strip
Structured and spellbound, Midnight Arithmetic is stitched from shadowy blues, bone white, and soft parchment tones…like someone solved equations in a haunted ledger by lantern light. Crisp patterns layer together in symmetrical lines, each one whispering secrets, sigils, or notes from dreams you half-remember. Clean, grounded, and just a little possessed.Perfect under a candlelit desk, at the foot of your scrying stool, or anywhere quiet thoughts tend to echo.
Hand-cut, layered with soft batting, and stitched with care. Bound in whimsy, no two are alike.
Each hand-sewn rug is made from high density batting & quilters cotton, stitched into a durable straight strip rectangle. Each layer is zigzag bound for strength and texture. All of the pieces are handcut & hand sewn, and due to the handmade nature of our rugs, dimensions and colors may vary slightly.
Spot wash preferable. Machine wash on cool or warm. Timed dry. Do not use high heat. For extra protection in high traffic areas, consider using Scotch Guard to help prevent staining.
STORYSLIPS
For pages you love and stories that stay…
A battle cry wrapped in petals and paper.
Tip of the Day is part encouragement, part defiance—florals blooming behind bold typography, a butterfly taking flight, and a portrait that says “I’ve seen some shit but I still sparkle.” It’s the kind of reminder you slip into a book and forget, only to find it again exactly when you need it.
Because surviving is an art. Thriving? That’s the revenge.
2” x 6”
Digitally illustrated and printed on high-quality cardstock
Hand-cut and laminated for durability
Matte finish with a soft gloss sheen
Perfect for survivors, soft punks, and everyone who refuses to break quietly
One-of-a-kind Wild Broccoli Co design
Tagline:
“Floral doesn’t mean fragile.”
Not your average “Welcome” sign.
Locals Only is a bold mash-up of soft Southern charm and dusty dive bar defiance. Featuring a longhorn skull, sweet pink patterns, and layers of texture that hint at stories you’ll only hear if you’re from here—or at least cool enough to be trusted.
It’s perfect for anyone who’s ever belonged to a place that wasn’t on a map. Tuck it in your field notes, your novel about outlaws, or the recipe book you inherited from someone wild.
2” x 6”
Digitally illustrated and printed on high-quality cardstock
Hand-cut and laminated for durability
Matte finish with a soft gloss sheen
Perfect for small-town romantics, indie readers, and secret regulars
One-of-a-kind Wild Broccoli Co design
“You had to be there.”
A galaxy of gummy bears, iridescent sparkles, and plush, puffed-up sweetness, Gummy Bear Secrets is a cosmic wink for the bold, the bratty, and the unapologetically divine. Layered in bubblegum gloss and star-slick attitude, this laminated bookmark was made for the readers who highlight their smut scenes, annotate their fanfic, and always dog-ear the juicy bits.
• 2” x 6”
• Digitally illustrated and printed on high-quality cardstock
• Hand-cut and laminated for durability
• Matte finish with a soft gloss sheen
• A little naughty, a little nice—perfect for late-night chapters and NSFW margins
• One-of-a-kind Wild Broccoli Co design
“Don’t bite unless you mean it.”
Bundle & Bound
For books, baubles, and every little thing worth holding onto
Welcome to the club—membership includes flaky pastries, berry-stained fingers, and a very cute bag. Crumb Pocket Society is a Beau Peep lined in cheerful pink cotton printed with croissants, jam jars, and strawberries. The outside keeps it simple with rugged canvas, while the bows bring the charm with bold strawberry prints in pink and black. It’s built for brunches, secret snack stashes, and grocery lists scribbled on the backs of receipts.
Soft but strong, sweet but with bite, it’s your new market-day bestie & your go-to for errand days, brunch dates, or anytime you need a little more color in your corner of the world.
Dimensions: 11.5" wide x 20" tall
Exterior: Heavy Duty Natural Canvas
Interior: High-quality quilter’s cotton (croissant + jam print in pink with strawberry trim)
Features: Two interior pockets • Matching fabric bows on both sides • Reinforced seams • Slouchy-soft but structured enough for everyday adventures
Care Instructions:
• Spot clean or hand wash cold & air dry only
• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle in a garment bag. Lay flat to dry
• Crumbs in the pockets? Consider them part of the experience
The Beau Peep Tote is a hand-constructed shoulder tote designed for those who embrace slow fashion, quiet moments, and the charm of a well-loved book. With a vintage inspired yet timeles aesthetic, it’s the perfect companion for slow mornings at the farmers market, afternoons spent wandering through secondhand bookshops, and evenings curled up with a novel. The Beau Peep isn’t just a tote-it’s a quiet statement, a love letter to the homemade, nostalgia, and craftsmanship. It belongs to dreamers, writers, and those that find magic in the ordinary.
A bag for the bold-hearted and snack-prepared. This Beau Peep is stitched from sturdy natural canvas and lined with crisp, pickle-green stripes and a pocket full of ruby pomegranates. It’s fresh from the orchard and ready for whatever your day brings…be it library books, late-summer produce, or a thermos of iced tea and a plan to disappear into town for a few hours.
The matching fig & striped bows on each side are there to charm, but this bag’s here to work.
Dimensions: 11.5" wide x 20" tall
Exterior: Heavy-duty natural canvas exterior
Interior: Lined with high-quality quilter’s cotton (green stripes + red pomegranates)
Features: Two interior pockets • Matching fabric bows on both sides • Reinforced seams • Slouchy-soft but structured enough for everyday adventures
Care Instructions:
• Spot clean or hand wash cold & air dry only
• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle in a garment bag. Lay flat to dry
• Give those bows a fluff every now and then—they like the attention
The Beau Peep Tote is a hand-constructed shoulder tote designed for those who embrace slow fashion, quiet moments, and the charm of a well-loved book. With a vintage inspired yet timeles aesthetic, it’s the perfect companion for slow mornings at the farmers market, afternoons spent wandering through secondhand bookshops, and evenings curled up with a novel. The Beau Peep isn’t just a tote-it’s a quiet statement, a love letter to the homemade, nostalgia, and craftsmanship. It belongs to dreamers, writers, and those that find magic in the ordinary.
Every small town has that one roadside stand—the kind where the fruit is sweeter, the gossip is juicier, and your secrets are safe if you tip well. Fruit Stand Confessions is stitched from tough canvas with a lining that pairs punchy figs and pomegranates with zesty green stripes. The matching bows are playful and just a little loud—like the girl behind the jam jars who knows exactly where you buried your high school journal.
This Beau Peep is ready to carry home treasures, tomatoes, or a paperback you’re not ready to admit you love.
Dimensions: 11.5" wide x 20" tall
Exterior: Heavy-duty natural canvas exterior
Interior: Lined with high-quality quilter’s cotton (green fig print + stripe accents)
Features: Two interior pockets • Matching fabric bows on both sides • Reinforced seams • Slouchy-soft but structured enough for everyday adventures
Care Instructions:
• Spot clean or hand wash cold & air dry only
• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle in a garment bag. Lay flat to dry
• Smooth out her bows after a long day—she deserves it